Survivor Update: The new "Survivor", this one's in Nicaragua, is just two episodes in, and we've already had fireworks. The first to go was the goat roper, Wendy, which was not a surprise, the weirdies always go first, but last night's vote-off was a big surprise. Shannon, the guy with the huge rack, who looked like an early odds-on-favorite to win the whole game... well it turns out, all his brains were in his tits.
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(shannon: the new homophobia).
Shannon antagonized several people early on, and generally came across as having an angry chip on his shoulder. But then, at last night's elimination pow-wow, he really blew it. He openly picked fights with other members, and then suddenly turned to Sash and said, "I'm just gonna get this out of the way. Are you gay?" When Sash said that he wasn't, Shannon angrily sneered that, yes, he was. He went on to rationalize his belief by saying that "Sash was from New York, and New York is full of gays!" The aggressive hostility in his homophobic rant was so unsettling that even host, Jeff Probst, was tempted to weigh in on the hateful remark. Needless to say, it was enough to convince the rest of Shannon's tribe that they wanted nothing more to do with him, and he was promptly voted out.
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In an interview today with E! Online, Shannon claimed that he isn't a homophobe, and he said, "I don't judge, God does." Hmmm. He went on to say that he would vote for Sarah Palin for President and that he plans on wearing a Sarah Palin t-shirt at the Survivor reunion show in a few weeks. Wow. Normally we like for the crazies to stay on the reality shows, because it makes for fun t.v., but in Shannon's case, we're more than happy to see him make an early trip back home to Louisiana. His hometown of Shreveport must be so proud.
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As for updates on our other hottest contestants, Chase is a nice enough guy, but he made one of the fatal mistakes of Survivor: he fell too quickly for one of the bikini-clad female contestants. Within the first two days, he was already putty in Brenda's hands, and Brenda knew it. Chase might not be long for this game.
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Meanwhile, our male model, Jud, turned out to be a classic dumb blonde. If he had a vagina, he could have been Chrissy on "Three's Company". He'll either go fast in the game, not being smart enough to compete, or he'll fly under the radar and last for a long time. We'll see.
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