Jessica's Frightened by Thoughts in Her Head

Best Twitters of the Day: August 18, 2009

Bill Maher: Dancing with the scum - Tom Delay is on the dancing show?!! You know who loved to waltz? Stalin. Was David Duke unavailable?

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Chelsea Handler (Chelsea Lately): People who claim to have jet lag when they were only on an hour time difference are annoying. You were in Mexico...it's called a hangover.

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And, okay, we know it's not right to make fun of the dim-witted, but we can't help ourselves...

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Miley Cyrus: Once again we wind up in each others arms pretending that it's right.

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Jessica Simpson: sometimes learning the language in my head can be just as hard as communicating with someone foreign. alone time on flights get me everytime