Dumb Famous People

As March Madness, the national college basketball tournament, winds down on Monday, it's time to begin another important tournament bracket. Here at East Village Afternoon, we've taken it upon ourselves to find the dumbest famous person in America. What inspired this great search? Are you kidding? Have you watched t.v. lately? From Glenn Beck's lunatic ravings to Lindsey Lohan's continuing train wreck of a life, it's time to call attention to the dumbest among us, so if for no other reason, it might remind you to tell your child, "Honey, if you don't study hard, this could happen to you!"
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Who is dumber?

Heidi Montag vs. Glenn Beck: a boob-inflated airhead or a mentally-challenged right-wing commentator?
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Justin Timberlake vs. Miley Cyrus: an overrated, moderately talented singer or a tween phenom who pretends to act and sing?
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George Bush vs. Jessica Simpson: an inarticulate, failed U.S. President or a former tween singer who is really confused by life?
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Lindsey Lohan vs. Tara Reid: a formerly popular actor whose current life is a train wreck or a formerly popular actor whose current life is a train wreck?

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Mariah Carey vs. Sarah Palin: a singer whose brains are in her boobs or a failed politician who's simply a boob?

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Matthew McConaughey vs. Courtney Love: an actor who is reportedly as dumb as a rock or a rock singer whose life is one, long, scary episode of "E's Hollywood True Story"?

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Michelle Bachman vs. P. Diddy: the craziest of the all the Republican right-wing nutjobs or a vastly overrated rapper and egomaniac?

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Spencer Pratt vs. Britney Spears: a guy who's famous for, well, actually we don't know why he's famous or Britney, ('Nuff said)?

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