In another edition of "And Gay People Still Can't Get Married?", we celebrate the nuptials of the queen of "opposite" marriage and a famous jock. Carrie Prejean, the former Miss California USA who famously declared in the 2009 Miss U.S.A. pageant that "we live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage", but then went on to say she that she thought marriage should be between a man and a woman, married Kyle Boller, the Los Angeles Raiders quarterback on Friday night. .
.(prejean and boller shoving their lifestyle down everyone else's throats)
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How wonderful. And we're sure their union will last forever considering that it's based on all those qualities which are the hallmarks of strong, solid, long-lasting opposite marriages: fame, wealth, professional athletic careers, fake boobs, topless photos and combined I.Q.'s which are not smarter than a 5th grader's. Oh, it's so sweet; you just know these two will be forever together. And how lucky that Miss Prejean didn't have a dim-witted beauty pageant contestant standing outside her wedding hall telling her that she can't get married. We're so happy for her. See you at your 50th wedding anniversary, Carrie!
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