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Sunday, February 22, 2009

Oscars - 9:32 pm

Ben Stiller and Natalie Portman come out to... wait a minute, Ben Stiller has on a large fake beard and is acting like Joaquin Phoenix on The David Letterman Show. Somebody please tell Mr. Stiller he's not funny. Natalie looks humiliated, and we don't blame her. Note to producers: Forget to invite Ben Stiller to Oscars ever again. They finally give out the Cinematography Oscar to Anthony Dod Mantle for "Slumdog Millionaire", the film's second win of the night.
While Mantle is giving his acceptance speech, we have a horrible thought. Ben Stiller might stay on stage to give out another award.... Whew! Luckily, he left the stage. We just know Natalie Portman is backstage, calling her agent, saying, "If you ever do that to me again, I'll fucking cut your balls off!"

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