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Sunday, March 7, 2010

Rotting Road Kill and Other Things That Make Us Nauseous

The 2010 Oscar red carpet has begun, and we're less than two hours away from the Oscar broadcast. But before we turn ourselves over to the thrill and excitement of the awarding of the golden statuettes, can we just take one brief moment to say how much we're repulsed by Ryan Seacrest? We're not sure what it is about him which makes us more nauseous: the fact that he looks just like the Geico Gecko, that he makes millions with no discernible talent or the utterly brainless questions he asks the celebrities. Why does this man have a t.v. career? We can't answer that question, but we do know that when he's on our t.v. screen, we can't change the channel fast enough. Kids, this is what happens to you when you don't study in junior high school, and instead you spend too much time styling your hair. Don't let this happen to you!

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