Splitsville

It was announced this week that Brad and Rachel have split. If you don't know who we're talking about, and we applaud you for that, Rachel is the star of Bravo's "The Rachel Zoe Project", and Brad was her assistant.
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We've mentioned that the Bravo Network is trying to corner the market on shows which feature people who are barely all there emotionally, (and mentally), and other than the "Housewives", Rachel Zoe is their poster child for neurotic behavior and whining self-absorption. The rumors are that Rachel was becoming more and more jealous of Brad as he was beginning to get more attention than her on the t.v. show, and at the fashion runway shows. She reportedly said to him at one point, "This is 'The Rachel Zoe Project', not the Brad Goresky Show." Meow!.
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But if Brad leaves the show, where oh where, will we go to watch young gay boys who are I.Q.-challenged, who cry at the drop of a hemline and commit more fuck-ups in their jobs than George W. Bush ever thought about making? Maybe Bravo will give him his own show which will feature even more scenes of Brad driving around L.A., talking on his smartphone and gushing over the latest dress from Prada. God, we hope so. Now that's riveting t.v.! Great job, Bravo.