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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Love Child, Never Meant to Be, Love Child, Scorned by Society...

So we're sure you've heard by now that Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a love child over a decade ago with his family's maid. And now the paparazzi photographers are like pigs in heat, desperately trying to be the first one to snap a photo of the mystery child.

Fortunately for you, we've already identified the child, and we've narrowed it down to one of three people. Look at the three love child candidates below and see if you can guess which one is Arnold, Jr.
-Gary "Arnold Jackson" Coleman, because the name matches...
-Richard Sandrak, child bodybuilder, because the bodies match...

-Justin Bieber, because if you had fathered him, wouldn't you also keep it a secret?

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