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Thursday, March 4, 2010

All Is Not Lost After All

We just wrote a few days ago that this season's crop of American Idol contestants is woefully weak. Trust us, there is no Carrie Underwood, Fantasia, Kelly Clarkson or even Clay Aiken in this bunch. But all is not lost, some of them have other talents. Take a look at these photos which surfaced recently of current contestant Tim Urban. Hey, we might find Amelia Earhart alive and well in Hawaii managing a 7-11 and stripping part-time at Friday Night Senior Bingo before Tim Urban finds a note, but it looks like he could always find work as a swimsuit model. Note to Tim: Next week, don't sing, just take your shirt off, you'll score more votes. Just don't stand too close to Ryan "You're Really Creeping Us Out Over How Much You're Putting Your Hands On The Male Contestants" Seacrest after your segment.

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