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Friday, March 18, 2011

Even Trolls Need Love


We've resisted for several days making this post, but we no longer have the strength to resist our natural urges. We're talking about the fact that the entertainment world has been talking, non-stop, about the break-up of actress Jessica Biel and one hit wonder, Justin Timberlake. Wow. So a moderately talented actress and a moderately talented singer/actor call it quits, and the headlines of their break-up are everywhere we look? Thank god nothing really important's going on in the world. Jesus.
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Okay, the titillation of Hollywood gossip aside, there's an 800 pound gorilla in the room that no one ever seems to want to talk about. But we will. Everytime we hear about Timberlake's romances with a string of drop-dead gorgeous actresses, (Biel, Cameron Diaz, etc.), we can't help but apply the "7-11 Rule". In other words, if Timberlake wasn't famous and fabulously rich, if he was just a clerk at the 7-11 instead, do you really think all those beautiful women would go for him? Just saying.

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