Friday, May 20, 2011
Now That's News!
Across the crawl of our morning news show this morning came the headline: "Fans of Saturday Night Live Camping Out for Tickets". Our first thought was, "SNL has fans?" But then we realized the people aren't camping out for SNL, and they're certainly not camping out in the hopes they'll get to see host Justin Timberlake, that paragon of comedy, put his dick in another box, (although he might fart in an Andy Samberg digital short which we're sure will be so funny!), no, people are camping out because Lady Gaga is the musical guest on this week's show. Mystery solved.