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Sunday, February 22, 2009

Oscars - 11:32 pm

As Shirley, Halle and Marion welcome Kate into the Stepford Wives Club, Nicole sees a problem. She notices that the knots are loosening behind Sophia's ears, and her face is beginning to fall. Nicole wants to help, but Sophia misinterprets Nicole's advances as an attempt to adjust her heaving mammaries.
"No, Nicole, you mussent touch the girls, they've won me an Oscar and mucho luxurious nights in many, many Hollywood leading mans' beds. Okay, darling? So back off, and leave the pretty ponies right where they are. I cut you!"

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