Yes, celebrities take vacations just like the rest of us, but unlike the sunny headlines of the entertainment blogs which tell you what the celebs are "supposedly" doing, we'll tell you what's really going on.
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Here is Kate Hudson taking a little R&R and reading her next possible film script. What you can't see are the notes on every other page from the producer who sent her the script which say, "You are going to take acting lessons, right? Oh, God, please take some acting lessons." Ouch. And by the way, where are those new boobs she just bought?
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Here is Jessica Simpson celebrating her 30th birthday with her newest boyfriend. They ate at The Cheesecake Factory... they closed it down.
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Rafael Nadal on a beach somewhere. No comment needed, just look and enjoy.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
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LeBron James taking a nice little jog on the beach? Hell, no! Still pissed off-as-hell Cleveland Cavalier fans have chased him out of Cleveland, torn off his clothes, and as he arrives in Miami, he's still running. Enjoy South Beach, LeBron.
Paris and Nicky Hilton on a jetty on their way to a private yacht. Just before the driver of the jetty passed out from the heat, he managed to mutter to the famous socialites, "All you have to know is your right from your left, and you can find
your own way to the yacht."
They circled the bay for hours.
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