All the Miss America hopefuls join sashes and watch the inauguration of Pres. Barack Obama. Oh! What a moment. But you can imagine the amount of flopsweat running down the backs of Miss Alabama and Miss Mississippi because no one in their states voted for the "black guy". How embarrassing!
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Those muscular, veiny arms, the rock hard chest, the mannish face... hummm. I'm not sure, but I think the old East German Women's Shot Put Team might have a few old gender test kits lying around, maybe it's time the Miss America Pageant put them to use.
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