A former Miss America hopeful, Miss Wasilla, Alaska, 1984, Sarah Palin.
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She lost the Miss Alaska Pageant that year when pageant officials determined that her stated talent of "drinking a six-pack and hanging out in the boys' locker room" probably wouldn't score well at the Miss America Pageant.
Immediately after winning the crown last night, host Mario "What the Fuck Happened to My Career" Lopez asked the new Miss America what she was going to do next.
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Katie Stam, Miss Indiana, stated that she couldn't wait to go backstage and thank all the other girls. Uh huh. Coincidentally, all the other girls couldn't wait to go backstage and smack the shit out of Katie Stam.
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