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Thursday, September 9, 2010

When Worlds Collide

In one news item which broke today, one of Britney Spears' former bodyguards is suing the former pop princess for sexual harrassment. According to the bodyguard, Brit Brit would ask him to come to her bedroom where she would reveal herself to him naked. Ow, there went breakfast. Spears is dismissing the bodyguard as a fameseeker.
In the other news item of the day which just won't go away is the crazy Florida preacher, Rev. Terry Jones, who is planning to burn Korans on Sept. 11. Smart move, Preacher, we're sure that's what Jesus would have done.
Okay, we've got an idea. How about instead of burning the Islamic holy book, Rev. Jones could burn Britney Spears records? That would make everyone happy: it would bring Muslims and Christians together, it would make the world a little safer, (from really bad pop music), and then Brit and the Rev could both go away. It's a "win-win". Think about it, Preacher.

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