We just wrote a couple of days ago about the pathetic state of American men's tennis, and in the past two days, it's gotten worse. This year's Aussie championship started with only eight American men making the cut, and now, in the Third Round, it's already down to two, Andy Roddick and John Isner. And no one seriously considers either of those two a threat to win. At least we've still got the possibility of another Federer-Nadal final. But if watching Rafael Nadal play tennis doesn't float your boat, maybe you'd rather just stare at his, uh... jeans in his new ad for Armani Jeans. Game, set, match.