Miley Cyrus vs. George Bush .
In round 2, Miley took on Heidi Montag. The dumb doesn't get much thicker in the room holding the two of them, but only one could be named the dumbest and move on. In the end, it came down to "who knows they're dumb", and "who's too dumb to even know they're dumb"? And in that situation, it's clearly Miley. At least Heidi knows she's a ditz, but Miley goes on talk shows and says things that makes one thinks she has even the slightest clue about anything of which she's talking.
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George went up against Lindsey Lohan, and again, it came down to subtle differences. At least when Lindsey cracks up her car, her relationship or her career, she hurts no one but herself. But when George fucked up as President, we all hurt.
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Sarah Palin vs. Britney Spears.
Sarah Palin's opponent in round 2 was Matthew McConaughey. Unlike Palin, Matthew, dumb as he might be, probably never had to write his lines on his hand to get through a movie scene. And also unlike Palin, he probably understands why there is a North and South Korea.
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Brit Brit took on Michelle Bachman and while both are barely brain-functioning, Bachman can at least use the excuse that she's mentally unstable. Brit, on the other hand, would pass with flying colors a mental health exam, she just wouldn't understand the results. Brit moves on.
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