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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Rehab, No, No, No...

Word comes this morning that actor Seann William Scott has entered rehab. No other details were given from his publicist.
This is sad. We've written in the past about how much we like the guy, and despite a long career of making really awful movies, Scott has some real talent as a comedic actor.
So Seann, we wish the best for you in your drying out process, but listen to us, and listen hard. If you really want a happy life, when you come out of rehab, make a promise to yourself that you'll never again make a shitty, dumb, teen comedy or even dumber male buddy comedy. (We considered actually suing you in court to get our money back for "Cop Out".) Just think, if you hold out for better scripts, you'll be happier, we'll be happier, and believe us, your world will be a much happier place. Oh, and while we're at it, get back in shape and start taking your shirt off again, too. Make it a real win/win!

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