Today we'd like to salute one more of the shining examples of straight marriage-hood, the ABC mega-hit show, "The Bachelor". It's a show in which money-grubbing, D-cupped golddiggers attempt to snare a rich, handsome bachelor into marriage, while millions of delusional and love-starved single women sit at home, watching and flogging their privates in the desperate hope that real love will bloom amid the lying, cheating, backstabbing that is catfight heaven. Some say the show is a cheap exploitation of the serious concepts of love and marriage, but hey, at least gay people still can't get married.
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