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Sunday, September 20, 2009

Emmy Awards - Part II

8:20 pm - Jon Cryer wins Supporting Actor for a Comedy, beating Neil Patrick Harris. Duh. We knew Harris wouldn't win, he's awful, although the Yahoo Entertainment writer guy said he would win. As for Jon Cryer, we can't comment. We've never watched a single episode of Cryer's show, we'd rather clean-wipe baboon's butts with single-ply toilet paper for a year with no pay. You know, those big, round, fleshy, red baboon butts?

8:30 pm - Justin Timberlake comes out, and we don't know what he said, just the thought of having to watch or listen to him sends us straight to the toilet to throw up. Timberlake's talent potential peaked a few years ago when he squeaked out a high C note in that boy band while performing junior high school cheerleader dance moves. Coincidentally, it was also at that exact moment that he went through puberty.
(jim parsons)
8:35 pm - Tina Fey and Timberlake take the stage and thank the audience for their earlier wins as Guest Actors in Comedies. They worship at the feet of SNL producer Lorne Michaels. Wait a minute, Timberlake won an award for acting? for comedy? oh damn, we're back at the toilet... retching.

8:45 pm - Alec Baldwin beats Jim Parsons from "The Big Bang Theory" for Actor in a Comedy, and the genuflecting in front of Lorne Michaels continues. Parsons really should have won. Let's see, out of, what, 5 or 6 categories, the Yahoo Entertainment writer guy hasn't gotten one prediction correct yet. How did he get his job?

9:05 pm - Jeff Probst wins his second Emmy for Best Host for a Reality Show. God, he's sexy. We love him.

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