Let's Get It On

Speaking of GQ Magazine, this month's cover boy is Bon Temps, Louisiana's sexiest vampire, Alexander Skarsgard. GQ reminds us that the fourth season of HBO's "True Blood" is about to begin, and we can't wait.

But Note to Alan Ball, producer of "True Blood": Please, for the love of god, let Eric Northman, (Skarsgard), get it on with somebody this season. Poor Eric is constantly teased by Sookie, only to have his horny hopes dashed time after time. He has some other vampires who he's "made" that he could have at anytime, but come on... Pam? That bitch is one cold fish. At one point last season, Eric was getting hot and heavy with Talbot, another male vampire, but sadly, that was just a ruse so Eric could stake him, ending his life. Oh, man.



Come on, "True Blood", Eric deserves some tail. Right? We've said it before, and we'll say it again, it's not too late to bring back Eggs, (Mehcad Brooks). Just saying.

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Happy 34th Birthday to our favorite vampire, (no offense, Bill Compton!), Alexander Skarsgard, who plays bloodsucker Eric Northman on HBO's hit show, "True Blood".
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Next up for Alexander Skarsgard is the movie "Straw Dogs", where he'll share the screen with a veritable hit parade of male sexcatude. Below are Skarsgards' "Straw Dogs" co-stars, Dominic Purcell, Laz Alonso, James Marsden, Anson Mount.

Let's Get It On

Okay, Alan Ball, here's your chance. At the end of last week's episode of your HBO hit show, "True Blood", you had Talbot and Eric dancing around each other, flirting, tossing out sexual double entendres, okay, so now, are they going to do the dirty tonight or what? Are they going to retire to Talbot's well-appointed bedroom and get it on like a whore at a prison rodeo, and or are you once again, going to mercilessly tease us into the depths of blue-ball depression? Come on, we deserve this. We've been loyal, we've tuned in every week, we deserve a crumb or two from the table, right? Not that we haven't enjoyed watching Eggs and Tara carnally know each other, and we've certainly enjoyed watching Jason get it on with everything that moves in Bon Temps, but now, it's time for our team to come up to bat. You can't keep putting all these incredibly good looking, horny young men in the same hot rooms and not finally have some pants fall off and some hands find their way into some nether regions, committing acts so scandalous that we dare not speak their names. Yes, it's time. Let's get it on, Alan Ball!