Fashion Week WTF? - Part IV

First Lady Michelle Obama continues to dazzle us daily with a smart and sexy fashion sense... meanwhile, others on the national scene seem intent on embarrassing themselves.


They dried out Brit Brit long enough to prop her up to make more money for her entourage, but it looks like her fashion stylist gave up and drove off a cliff. Here, the warbly-voiced pop mess looks like the Cowardly Lion who ate his lion tamer and donned his ensemble.








Speaking of tween dreams, here's Miley Cyrus who looks like a 1972 hippie who not only left the cake out in the rain, but then brought it in the house and ate it. Ick.












Holy crap, it's Mickey Rourke! Or did Charles Nelson Reilly come back from the grave?

More Arrivals - 7:45 pm

Bridget Fonda and Mickey Rourke. No, they did not arrive together, but they evidently shared the same stylist. Ick!

2009 Baftas - 10:07

Mickey Rourke wins Best Actor for "The Wrestler", and is suprisingly coherent. Dirty and skeevy, but coherent. Cut to audience: Sharon Stone is crying. Sharon, are you happy for Mickey, or are you thinking that if a long-time loser like Mickey can come back from oblivion then there might be hope for you? We're guessing the latter.
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Ian McKellan and Patrick Stewart give the Best Director Award to Danny Boyle for "Slumdog Millionaire". Would you like to take a wild guess on what's going to win "Best Picture"?
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Mick Jagger comes out to give the Best Picture Award. He tells several jokes, one about the Pitt family, cut to audience: Angelina, for the first time tonight is not frowning, in fact she's actually laughing! That slut, she must have slept with Mick Jagger. The winner is, surprise! "Slumdog Millionaire".
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The Host, we still don't know who he is, signs off for the night. Okay, the credits are rolling, the Host was Jonathan Ross. Yawn. Goodnight, Baftas!

Baftas 2009

Mickey Rourke tries to suck the life out of Sharon Stone at the 2009 Bafta Awards. Too late, Mickey, somebody beat you to it.