Timber!

Radio and t.v. talk show host, Wendy Williams, who was recently booted from "Dancing With The Stars", is promoting her new t.v. show, "Love Triangle". And in interviews, Williams is admitting that, earlier in her life, she was involved in a "love triangle" with two men, and that "it was easy to juggle men".

We're not sure Williams was actually juggling, since it would be almost impossible for her to see anything going on with her hands at waist level.

(Sorry, that was just too easy.)

Dancing As Fast As He Couldn't

Los Angeles radio d.j., Mike Catherwood, was the first to be eliminated from the new season of ABC's "Dancing With The Stars" tonight. We don't really care, other than the fact that, well, we've said it before, and we'll say it again, maybe if Catherwood had taken his shirt off a couple of times, he might have garnered a few more needed votes.

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Catherwood's a great looking guy, and evidently, even once competed as a bodybuilder. Here he is at a competition back in 2006. Remember,
"Dancing With The Stars" contestants, nice pecs always make up for bad dance moves. Learn it!