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Saturday, April 23, 2011

Leading Man Round-Up


In another edition of Leading Man Round-Up, news broke today that James Franco has been accepted into the doctoral program at The University of Houston for literature and creative writing and will start classes there this fall. Wait a minute. Doesn't he already have one doctorate? Wow. We've heard of sex addicts, porn addicts, Facebook addicts, but now, "education addicts"? Really, James, isn't one doctoral degree enough for one lifetime? At some point, you're going to have to gather up your courage and leave the safe confines of the academic environment to go out into the real world and put all that book learnin' to use. Isn't it time to see if you can make a success of yourself in some small way? Jesus.



On another front, Jake Gyllenhaal is filming his new movie, "End of Watch", in which he and Michael Pena play cops. And leave it to the paparazzi to already catch images of him on set, complete with his new badass, buzzed head look.


But we're already looking forward to Gyllenhaal's next movie, a comedy called "Nailed", which stars Gyllenhaal, Jessica Biel and James Marsden. But the stars of the film are not the reason why the movie has us salivating. The supporting cast includes four of the funniest comedic actors working today: Tracy Morgan, Kirstie Alley, Jon Stewart and Paul Reubens, ("Pee-Wee Herman"). With that line-up, we haven't even seen a preview of the movie yet, and we're already laughing.

Monday, April 18, 2011

What You Didn't Hear

Here are some photos from this year's Vanity Fair Oscar Party. Vanity Fair won't tell you what the people in these photos were really saying, but we will.

Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez and Scooter Braun


Scooter: So, Selena and Justin, are you guys enjoying the Oscar Party?
Selena: Oscars? This is a party for the Oscars? We just came out to celebrate
Justin's first pubic hair.

Charlize Theron


Charlize (to herself): Hmm, let's see, gin and tonic, check, two rum and cokes, check, martini, check, whiskey sour, check, and now I've got another gin and tonic. Thass what I'm talking about. Hey, bartender! Take off your shirt, show me your tits! Woo hoo!!!

Tom Ford


Tom: Don't hate me because I'm handsome, because I'm a famous clothing designer, and not because I'm now a successful filmmaker. Hate me because I'm an arrogant douchebag.

50 Cent


50 Cent: Hey guys, yeah, man, thanks for that, I appreciate it, I...
Charlize Theron (from across the room): Hey, Fitty! Take off your shirt, show
me your bullet holes. Woo hoo!!!

Paul Rudd, Mick Jagger, Steve Martin, Judd Apatow


Photographer: Okay, gentlemen, line up for a "legends" photo!
Mick: Sure thing.
Steve: Let's see, Jagger's a legend of music, I'm a legend of comedy... (to Judd): wait a minute, who are you?
Judd: I make really stupid, overly-hyped comedies about emotionally stunted,
infantilistic child-men who act as if they're 12 years old which are very, very
popular with grown men who are emotionally stunted, infantistic child-men.
Paul: And I star in them!

Jake Gyllenhaal and Anderson Cooper


Jake: Hey, Cooper, did you hear? Charlize Theron's passed out, faced down in the koi pond. Do you want to call in the CNN cameras and do one of those live, emergency crisis intervention stories you do so well?
Anderson: I don't think so. A drunk movie star's not quite an earthquake hitting Haiti, is it? Besides, my tight black t-shirt's at the cleaners.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Sexiest Men Alive... Duh



People Magazine has issued its "Sexiest Man Alive" issue, and this year's winner is Ryan Reynolds. Runners-up include Matthew Morrison of "Glee", Joe Mangiello of "True Blood", Kellan Lutz of "Twilight" and Jake Gyllenhaal. The editors of People Magazine must have been reading East Village Afternoon, because we've featured all of these guys several times on our pages. So while we don't disagree with the magazine, they certainly picked the right guys, the only thing we'd say to People is, "What took you so long?"


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To read our other posts about all of these guys, go to the Labels List at the right of this page
and click on: "Actors - Ryan Reynolds", "Actors - Kellan Lutz", "Actors - Matthew Morrison", "Actors - Joe Mangiello" and "Actors - Jake Gyllenhaal".

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