Page Six Guy

It's too early on a Monday morning, and we're grumpy. So what better way to wake up and start a long week than with an incredibly sexy Page Six Guy.

Today's Page Six Guy is magazine cover boy and underwear company owner, Todd Sanfield. When it comes to Sanfield's underwear company, we don't know if Sanfield actually designs the underwear or even actually owns the company, or if he's just lent his name to someone's else's company. But in the end, as long as Sanfield's wearing the underwear for a photographer's camera, does it really matter?

Page Six Guy

It's hot as hell outside, and we're about to make it a little hotter with our newest Page Six Guy. Brodie Holland is a former professional Australian footballer, who also obviously enjoys being in front of camera.

In addition to his football and modeling career, Holland was also a contestant on Australia's "Dancing With the Stars" in 2005 where he finished in 4th place. We love it when professional athletes flip their middle finger to convention and out-dated sexual mores and revel in the fact that they look good with their clothes off. That kind of attitude sends most homophobic sports fans into a tail-spin, which makes it even more delicious that guys like Brodie Holland are confident enough in themselves to say to those fans, "Get over it." Now we just need more American pro athletes to follow Brodie Holland's lead.

Page Six Guy

If you didn't already realize that Americans still have a lot of strange, unnatural hang-ups about the male body and male sexuality, you need to look no further than the current hysteria over Congressman Anthony Weiner's Twitter pics.

But luckily, some male models have absolutey no problems with the male form, particularly with showing their own. Today's Page Six Guy is one of our favorite models, Illinoian Bobby Momenteller, who is also a bodybuilder and singer.

(momenteller in a stunning shot by
photographer justin monroe)

There's no shortage of guys out there with great faces and bodies who like to show-off these days, but for real art to be created, a model has to disregard all his hang-ups and insecurities to give himself completely over to the photographer's vision. And that ain't easy. But Bobby Momenteller has evolved in a short time into a real artist, especially in his work with the incredibly talented photographer Justin Monroe. Momenteller goes beyond being merely a pretty prop, he's got something real going on behind those cat-like eyes, and his ability to express real emotion has helped him to create images which will stand the test of time as real art.

Page Six Guy

We're long overdue for a new Page Six Guy, so today we give you our second edition of photos from Morne Coetzer, a South African model living and working in London. We rarely have repeat appearances on our Page Six, but in Morne's case, as long as he's taking photos, we'll be more than happy to publish them.

Click here for our previous Page Six Guy feature with Morne Coetzer.

Pec Heaven

Abercrombie & Fitch is about to open their first store in Paris, France, and they've wasted no time in lining up a bevy of boys with perfect pecs and abs to advertise their product. It just amazes us how eager this generation of young straight men is to become homoerotic poster boys, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Click here to read our previous post about the history of Abercrombie & Fitch's homoerotic marketing campaign.

Just Beware: Satan Looks Good Naked, Too

Our favorite naive, little Republican hypocrite, Rep. Aaron Schock, (R-Il), is gracing the cover of this month's Men's Health Magazine.

Okay, okay, don't get excited. He might look good naked in the Congressional showers, but he's no friend. Like most Republicans today, he decries government-run health care for all of us while taking his own government-run health care, and he voted against Pres. Obama's budget bill and then turned around and took credit for a government grant which landed in his home district which came directly from that budget bill. He is also rigidly homophobic, voting against gay marriage and the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell". As we wrote about Rep. Schock once before, (click here), he really is the devil in disguise.

Rep. Schock, who at 29 is the youngest member of Congress, appeared on this morning's "Morning Joe" on MSNBC and explained that he was appearing shirtless in the current Men's Health to advertise his campaign to promote physical fitness. We're happy that Schock is so fit, we'd certainly rather see a few more six-packs out there rather than the mountains of lard you can see any day of the week at your local Wal-Mart. But we wish Schock would forego a few hours in the gym, and instead spend that time talking to people in his district to find out what it's like for real, hard-working, struggling American people out there. Then maybe in addition to being in shape, he'd also shape up his Congressional voting record to actually help people instead of punishing them.

Are Many Cans of Pringles in Chris Hemsworth's Near Future?

The new "Thor" movie is finally out, starring the Australian actor, Chris Hemsworth. Click here for our previous postings about the build-up to the movie. Now that the comic book movie is finally out, already the internet is aflame with discussion of the actor's new pumped-up body. At left are "before" and "after" photos of Hemsworth.










We're a little worried, though, because as good as Hemsworth looks, we've seen this story before. An obscure actor gets cast in a big budget action movie, the actor spends months beefing up for the role, he makes a huge splash with his new body, and then, in no time, the new body is gone.







Remember when Gerard Butler of "300" fame went from "Gerard" to "Ge-Lard"? Oh my. Please, Chris Hemsworth, we're begging you, don't let this happen to you.