The Newest Tween Wet Dream

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Zac Efron fucked a pound of cream cheese and they had a baby...

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Backstage at The Oscars

Backstage at the 2010 Oscars...

Bradley Cooper: What is Ryan Seacrest doing with those tweezers? Oh man, he's plucking Zac Efron's eyebrows.

Gerard Butler: Hmmm. Strange. Very strange.

Oscar Arrivals - 6:45 pm

It's 6:45 pm in New York, and the stars are arriving on the red carpet at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood for the 2009 Oscars.
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At left is the terribly cute Dustin Lance Black, the screenwriter for "Milk", and Cleve Jones, who was played in the film by Emile Hirsch.
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The insufferably obnoxious Miley Cyrus. Can someone find a muzzle?

More tweens arrive, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens. Big Mo Ryan Seacrest interviewed them and was barely able to contain his lurid desire for the greasy haired one.
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A small mound began to appear in Seacrest's E! Enterainment tuxedo pants, but luckily, the cameras panned up until Ryan was able to imagine all the women around him naked, and the problem quickly subsided.