Fall Television Nears

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The new fall t.v. shows are about to premiere, thank god. We've been desperate for something interesting to watch; we mean, does anyone really watch the "New Jersey Housewives Network", formerly known as Bravo, anymore? We can't remember the last time we watched what used to be Bravo. Well, except for Kathy Griffin, come on.

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But help is on its way, and one of our favorite shows, "Survivor", debuts on CBS next week. The show, which just won another Emmy for Jeff Probst as Best Reality Show Host, has been getting a lot of attention lately because of one of its cast members. The show, which takes place in Nicaragua, will feature Jimmy Johnson, the famous former coach of the Dallas Cowboys football team.

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(jud birza)

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But "Survivor" also always features a number of very good looking, well-built male contestants, and this new season is no exception. Contending for the hottest male contestant award are three guys, Jud, Chase and Shannon.

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Jud Birza, is a California model and actor, who among his other jobs, once modeled for Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Chase Rice is a former University of North Carolina football player who is now an aspiring country music singer and works in the pit crew for a professional race car team.

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"Survivor" also features a number of Hooterized, big-breasted female contestants, but the contestant sporting the most impressive rack this season is Shannon Elkins, a Louisiana-based extermination professional.

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Now the only "Survivor" cast feature left to determine is which one will be the gay one? There's always at least one, and we'll be watching, antennae up, to see if we can figure it out in the very first episode.